The love of food bring people together =) 
Man ska aldrig gå o lägga sej som ovänner.. Sura..Känna sej ensam.. osv. 
Sant.. Men vem är INTE crazy då??
PRECIS!!! Och en snäl. omtänktsam. mogen kille är ju bara för tråkig och alldaglig. 
Hmm.. Den hamnade nog fel.. Det rör ju inte kärlek direkt. 
Meeen han kanske har en app som sparar dom bilderna som han gillar och sen så lägger han upp dom bilderna i en blogg som han har för att roa främmande killar? 
Something like that. 
PRECIS!
I´m never wierd
I sing often..
I rarely talk
I never talk nonsense
PRECIS!.. Om dom bara visste.. 
HA! Den var bra!
Det var rätt så sweet. 
Take care of it. 
It never ends… 
Tyyyp hela min högstadietid. 
Jepp thats about it.. And then nobody wants someone who got nothing. 
Sååå.. Om man inte har hållt hand eller kramats på 15 år så kan det alltså vara ännu ett stressmoment? 😉
Brudar som inte städar alltså…. Då måste dom vara JÄVLIGT snygga!!
So… A BJ a day ladies.. 
TRAMS!
Det måste ju vara en självklarhet.. 
Juuupp! Såere! Keeping it old school!
Så.. För att gottgöra en påse chips om dagen… Såååå.. 
Bitches be crazy. 
The Compliment Translator: What You Say Vs. What Girls Hear
I love that dress on you.
I might be gay.
Your cooking is almost as good as my mom’s.
YOU WILL NEVER MEASURE UP TO MY MOM.
You have a classic body shape.
You know, like a Buick Skylark.
I feel so safe and protected by your embrace.
We both know you could take me in a fight.
I love your perfume. The scent reminds me of my grandma.
I’m a creep who’s probably into senior citizen porn.
You have such nice, big eyes, like Bambi.
Yeah — nice, big…eyes. Good save!
Are you Italian?
You have a big butt for a white girl.
Did you play softball in high school?
Ever hooked up with another girl?
You’ve got a good arm!
Seriously, are you a lesbian?
You’re very athletic.
You’ve got a swimmer’s build. Sort of Michael Phelps-ish.
Your voice is so sexy!
You sound like the Marlboro Man.
Have you lost weight?
You have stretch marks on your t**s. Those are new. Yikes.
Hey, nice tan!
That color doesn’t even look good on an orange.
I like a woman who can eat.
Here’s hoping you stop eating like a cow before your metabolism slows down.
You’re a good conversationalist.
Less talking. More banging. Thanks.
Your breasts look amazing in that bra.
Your boobs are so sad without some support.
You look like a beer drinker. My kinda lady.
I’ve never seen a gut that big on someone without a d***.
I love that you’re a mature woman.
Time to check I.D. This guy might just be using me to buy him and his friends brewskis.
Hey, nice shirt.
Thanks for giving me an excuse to stare at your bodacious jugs!
Have you been going to the gym?
You thought I was fat before. How fat? Oh God. I’m huge.
Are you British?
Or could your parents not afford braces?
Wow! You drink beer, too? Nice.
You’re just like a dude. Like my friend Steve. Man, I wish Steve were here!
I love you.
I don’t love you.
I’m in love with you.
I’m married.
