Do you want to know how I got these scars?

Alla har vi sett Batman filmen ”The Dark Knight” där Heath Ledger gör en suverän tolkning av The Joker.

Där får vi höra ett par olika storys om hur han fick sina fina ärr längst mungiporna.

Här är vad han vill få oss att tro har hänt.

” Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says “Why so serious?” Comes at me with the knife,”Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in my mouth. “Lets put a smile on that face!” And….. Why so serious?”
“You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…”

Själv… Så kom jag nyss att tänka på (Ni vill inte veta varför jag tänkte på det)
Att jag tror det var en fellatio-olycka…

Dont bite off more than you can swallow….