” I dont wanna be a player no more…”

För dej som har problemet med att du aldrig får sova ensam, Alltid en massa tjejer som tjatar om att få “sova” med dej,

Så tror jag att jag har lösningen till dej.


En Millenium Falcon säng borde avskräcka dom flesta tjejer. låt inte bilden lura er.

Borats kärlekslåt

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If you be with me
I hold you tight
Be by your side
All day and all night
For once in the world
That you be my wives
But if you cheat on me
You pay me with your life

You be my wife
I treat you nice
We will make love
Whenever I like
I give you two shoes
A dress that is red
They belong just to you
Since my old wife now dead

You have a pretty face
And hears that is gold
You asshole is small
Like a seven year old
I hope you are nice
And not treat me mean
Or I take out my knife
Give you extra vagin

You be my wife
I treat you nice
We will make love
Whenever I like
I give you two shoes
A dress that is red
They belong just to you
Since my old wife now dead